"Women are expected to be nice and sweet, to make other people feel comfortable. A woman who says ‘hey, I think there’s a problem here’ is being ‘negative.’ A woman who doesn’t smile while she’s being harassed is ‘humourless.’ A woman who prefers to stay focused on tasks is a ‘cold bitch.’ Significant gendering is involved here; women have an obligation to look and act a certain way and when they don’t, they need to be hassled until they do." — Unknown (via grrl-meat)
(Source: daughterofzami, via mockmocktology)
Beastie Boys - Intergalactic
(Source: winnieis, via scaly-panties)
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
(Source: kinomatika, via bartonisms)
Fried My Little Brains | The Kills
(Source: she-aint-born-typical)
the avengers | cop drama au
A series of murders of influential people in different cities across the country is the reason why Colonel Nick Fury, a decorated ex-army man consulting for the FBI has assembled a team of skilled detectives to solve the murders and stop the killer before more deaths occur. The investigation takes a personal turn when the brother of one Detective Odinson is implicated in the murders.
(Source: assvenger, via bartonisms)
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OH MY GOD, I TOTALLY FLEW INTO CHRIS EVANS DOWN BY THE RIVER!
GET OUT OF HERE! ARE YOU SERIOUS?
RIGHT INTO HIS ROCK HARD, PERFECT CHEST! I THINK I BROKE MY NECK!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHH! THAT’S SO HOT! DON’T EVER WASH YOUR FACE!
